Dashboard
An overview of the last 30 days. The numbers are real, we promise.
Revenue
$3,141,592
Increased by 420% vs last month
Orders
1,284,000
Increased by 9,001% vs last month
Refunds
$12
Decreased by 99.9% vs last month
Sales by channel
Recent activity
- Order #1,000,042 shipped to the Moon 2 min ago
- New customer: the entire city of Lyon 1 h ago
- Refund issued: one (1) sock Yesterday
| Order | Customer | Status | Total |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1,000,042 | Bonnie Green | Paid
|
$320,000.00 |
| #1,000,041 | Jese Leos | Pending
|
$84,500.00 |
| #1,000,040 | Thomas Lean | Paid
|
$1,200,000.00 |
| #1,000,039 | Lana Byrd | Refunded
|
$4.50 |
Revenue
Up and to the right. Mostly up.
Revenue doubled every day, and Sunday was a day of rest for nobody.
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| Day | Revenue ($) |
|---|---|
| Mon | 48250 |
| Tue | 96500 |
| Wed | 193000 |
| Thu | 386000 |
| Fri | 772000 |
| Sat | 1544000 |
| Sun | 3141592 |
From $48k in January to $3.1 million in December, against a target we stopped looking at in March.
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| Month | Revenue ($) | Target ($) |
|---|---|---|
| Jan | 48250 | 50000 |
| Feb | 61200 | 52000 |
| Mar | 88400 | 54000 |
| Apr | 120000 | 56000 |
| May | 185000 | 58000 |
| Jun | 260000 | 60000 |
| Jul | 410000 | 62000 |
| Aug | 640000 | 64000 |
| Sep | 990000 | 66000 |
| Oct | 1450000 | 68000 |
| Nov | 2200000 | 70000 |
| Dec | 3141592 | 72000 |
Revenue grew tenfold every year since the lemonade stand.
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| Year | Revenue ($) |
|---|---|
| 2020 | 3 |
| 2021 | 30 |
| 2022 | 300 |
| 2023 | 3000 |
| 2024 | 31415 |
| 2025 | 314159 |
| 2026 | 3141592 |
Where the money comes from
Elon sells 13% of everything, nobody knows how.
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| Channel | Share of revenue (%) |
|---|---|
| Online store | 60 |
| Marketplaces | 23 |
| A guy named Elon | 13 |
| The Moon | 4 |
Orders by destination
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| Destination | This year | Last year |
|---|---|---|
| Earth | 1120000 | 12000 |
| Low Earth orbit | 98000 | 400 |
| The Moon | 42000 | 3 |
| Mars | 17000 | 0 |
| Elon's garage | 7000 | 1 |
Launch calendar
Rocket launches, in bold blue. Liftoff is non-negotiable.
Top customers
and 9,000-something more, counting fast
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AL
Ada Lovelace
Customer since 1843
$1.2MVIP -
GH
Grace Hopper
Found a bug, bought the bug
$840KVIP -
MC
Marie Curie
Glows when she checks out
$610KRadiant
Goals
The bars stop at 100%. Our numbers do not.
Milestones
Live-
First million
JanuaryCelebrated with a slightly larger stapler.
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Opened a store on the Moon
JuneLow gravity, high margins.
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Revenue passed $3,141,592
TodayExactly a million times pi. Coincidence?